hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard  (via sarahcosima)

Can’t you read?!

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

image

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

Hiromi’s “Sister complex”